I'll Kill you with this Spoon

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

You cut me with that

I’ll surely pop your eye out

So let’s just not try it

Because I don’t want to see you sit and pout

 

You even touch me once

I’m going to shove this down your throat

So baby lets not go there

Because I’m not ready to get my coat

 

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

 

Author's Note

This one makes me a laugh a little. The thought of killing someone with a spoon is quite ridiculous.

Reviews

[Jen]

I really liked the repetition of my favourite stanza in this particular poem

"If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon"


& the fact that I know exactly what it's about makes it all the more enjoyable :)
All in all, very powerful & emotional piece. Props to you McTwitch :) :P

[Alaina]

I've read this poem about 4 times and just now realized i've never reviwed it!

I love this poem, its great:) It makes me smile everytime. I love the idea of killing someone with a spoon.
Hmm i wonder how well that would turn out?
Shall we test that theory someday? lol no we wont..

Gotta go to class
Latter~! excellent write my fairy tale creature:)

[Nankoto]

This is such an awesomley creative piece! I loved it!!!

Nankoto

[Chuck]

Haha! Okay, I absolutely love this. It definitely made my entire day.

Well done... :}

-Chuck

[Dani California]

What a great title. Definitely creative... spoon killings.. lol ... what an imagination you have.

I enjoyed this. Nice work!

"You even touch me once

I'm going to shove this down your throat

So baby lets not go there

Because I'm not ready to get my coat"

my favorite verse, although i love it all. mainly because i am constantly threatening people with a spoon or fork to the eye

[Jetta Zippora]

Very entertaining. Great write!

[Chloe Madison Taylor.]

that would make a very interesting youtube video.

nice. =]

[Leah Simone]

At first I thought you may have meant via drugs of the silver spoon, but it is funnier this way - how something supposedly harmless could kill someone as easily as if it were a knife. Do not underestimate
a woman! ha, good job.

[J.D Mims]

Very...creative overall entertaining in most areas,this actually made me laugh really,nice job and hope you keep making more that are entertaining. =D

[Fabian G. Franklin]

Things a thanksgiving turkey might say. lol lol A great fun little poem. And I'll smear you with cranberry relish as well! lol