natural selection (to Twyiana Garland)

Twyiana always said someone was in the street when they were messing up; when they got their comeuppance, they got hit and should've stayed on the curb or front porch. she'd have me laughing for hours

late this afternoon

old man charlie and granddaughter anne

were doing some field work

(and it’s about damn time, too!).

somehow the tractor kept going,

turned around a few feet away and

ran both of them over.

Uh-huh.

There’s been no word regarding their condition.

No one knows why they were in the field �"

watching �"

waiting to get hit.

he said she’d be something

if she knocked off a few pounds

and quit acting ethnic.

now he’s recovering nicely in icu.

witnesses say he was in the street

and didn’t quite make it to the curb.

claiming to speak for every woman,

missy just stepped off that day.

police didn’t say why she left the front porch or

how that train could jump the tracks

and smack

that a*s

five blocks away.

this train is black and gory;

that tractor’s bound for glory.

What’s the fascination with moving violations?

late this afternoon
old man charlie and granddaughter anne
were doing some field work
(and it’s about damn time, too!).
somehow the tractor kept going,
turned around a few feet away and
ran both of them over.

Uh-huh.
There’s been no word regarding their condition.
No one knows why they were in the field �"
watching �"
waiting to get hit.

he said she’d be something
if she knocked off a few pounds
and quit acting ethnic.
now he’s recovering nicely in icu.
witnesses say he was in the street
and didn’t quite make it to the curb.

claiming to speak for every woman,
missy just stepped off that day.
police didn’t say why she left the front porch or
how that train could jump the tracks
and smack
that a*s
five blocks away.

this train is black and gory;
that tractor’s bound for glory.

What’s the fascination with moving violations?

Well, what do you think?

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ate this afternoon
old man charlie and granddaughter anne
were doing some field work
(and it’s about damn time, too!).
somehow the tractor kept going,
turned around a few feet away and
ran both of them over.

Uh-huh.
There’s been no word regarding their condition.
No one knows why they were in the field �"
watching �"
waiting to get hit.

he said she’d be something
if she knocked off a few pounds
and quit acting ethnic.
now he’s recovering nicely in icu.
witnesses say he was in the street
and didn’t quite make it to the curb.

claiming to speak for every woman,
missy just stepped off that day.
police didn’t say why she left the front porch or
how that train could jump the tracks
and smack
that a*s
five blocks away.

this train is black and gory;
that tractor’s bound for glory.

What’s the fascination with moving violations?

Well, what do you think?

- See more at:

ate this afternoon
old man charlie and granddaughter anne
were doing some field work
(and it’s about damn time, too!).
somehow the tractor kept going,
turned around a few feet away and
ran both of them over.

Uh-huh.
There’s been no word regarding their condition.
No one knows why they were in the field �"
watching �"
waiting to get hit.

he said she’d be something
if she knocked off a few pounds
and quit acting ethnic.
now he’s recovering nicely in icu.
witnesses say he was in the street
and didn’t quite make it to the curb.

claiming to speak for every woman,
missy just stepped off that day.
police didn’t say why she left the front porch or
how that train could jump the tracks
and smack
that a*s
five blocks away.

this train is black and gory;
that tractor’s bound for glory.

What’s the fascination with moving violations?

Well, what do you think?

- See more at: