My Sister and Her Cookies

My Sister and Her Cookies

A Poem by Ethan Boroian

 When my sister was younger, she was famous for throwing fits,

                                 My mom would always cure them, by baking cookies with chocolate chips,

My sister would eat these cookies, for breakfast snacks and lunch,

Sometimes she would save them, so she could eat them all at once…

Then one day we had guests over, I think it was Christmas Eve,

A couple with their two children, and a new puppy named Steve,

The dog observed my sister, eating cookies on the floor,

Every time she finished one she’d ask for one more,

She was always very messy and left crumbs on the ground,

She ate every one of them, every one she found,

It was then that she saw the biggest chocolate chip,

And couldn’t wait to eat it as she brought it to her lips,

Once it was in her mouth, it was then that she realized,

That the dog that was right next to her had left a little surprise,

Certain it was chocolate, she did not notice it was a t**d,

Shocked by the taste and texture, she couldn’t say a word,

And as her eyes filled with tears, she started to throw a fit,

She wouldn’t accept cookies, so my mom had to find a new way to fix this… 

© 2009 Ethan Boroian


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Hysterical!! Loved it!

Posted 8 Years Ago


THIS JUST MADE MY DAY! HA HA HA HA! SO DANG FUNNY I LOVED IT, LOVED THE RHYMING TOO. THIS IS PRETTY MUCH A STORY. GREAT WORK.

Posted 8 Years Ago


hilarious lol i cound almost see her face.

Posted 9 Years Ago


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Posted 9 Years Ago


nice one read mine too "QUEST OF LIFE"

Posted 9 Years Ago


This is sooooooo awsome and cute!!!

Posted 9 Years Ago


it is really so great and perfectly written i loved this alot


Posted 9 Years Ago


Hi Ethan, new to the site...love your work...might want to place this clever bit in a Christmas card... sure to get some cheers... stop by anytime...

Posted 9 Years Ago


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TJ
bahahahaha i loved this! very funny, very cool! i wish something like this would have happened to my little sister (is that bad?) haha
good work!

Posted 9 Years Ago


Love it! Ha-Ha-Ha!!! This was so fun to read! loved the flow and rythm!

Posted 9 Years Ago



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Ethan Boroian
Ethan Boroian

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My name is Ethan Boroian, I am student at university studying Media Arts. I have always been a fan of clever and witty short stories and poems, thus me trying to write a few. Hope you enjoy them!! more..

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