The Horror

The Horror

A Story by exotic flotsam
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A story about new apartment bonus surprises.

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Not in the shiny color apartment ad anywhere did I see a note about my neighbors. My new home. Undiscovered to me at first, I now live in a retirement nudist colony. That night in the elevator I rode with obscenely tanned balding men, rolls of tanned, hairy, belly fat, wearing gold sequined thongs. I puke internally, shielding my shrieking eyes. I’m sardined inside the steamy elevator. Sweaty. Hairy. Backs. A taste of baby oil hangs in my nostrils like an oily cloud. I'm  in a pod of bronzed saggy flat butts. My neighbors. 

 

 

© 2013 exotic flotsam


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exotic flotsam
ignore spag, re-titled from "The Home"

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ROFL oh too funny! Love it!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Oh goodness, I feel quite ill now!! Very descriptive indeed E.F. Thanks for submitting this very unique take on the prompt contest.

Helena :)

Posted 11 Years Ago



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Added on February 7, 2013
Last Updated on February 10, 2013
Tags: horror, grotesque, fat, tanned fat, new apartment, hairy backs, gold thongs

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exotic flotsam
exotic flotsam

Bellevue, WA



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