Merry Christmas

This christmas ain't too cute y'all.

Merry Christmas my a*s,
Cheery,
Happy and sweet,
Not really.

Greedy,
Inconsiderate,
That sounds slightly,
More accurate.

Crying over what,
You didn't get,
I'm not calling you out,
But, wear it if the shoe can fit.

Ho Ho Ho,
Not Hoe Hoe Hoe,
Don't be a s**t now,
It's just another holiday so...

I hope you know,
What it is I'm trying to say,
Don't be an inconsiderate f****r,
Instead be kind and happy today.

Today of all days you should give,
Some type of care,
Some way or showing special ones,
You'll always be there.

Author's Note

A bit of a rant I must say.

Reviews

[I Am Svetlana]

This made me chuckle a bit as I was reading it, but it holds much truth. Some kids are so rotten on Christmas and so...ungrateful, I should say. They b***h and moan about their parents getting them the wrong thing or the right thing, but it's not in the right color. Like, be grateful that you didn't wake up to a tree surrounded by coal you little brats!

[Jane Doe]

Thank god some one understands I'm so tired of being the only Scrooge!!
My cat is the only one I like around christmas and only cause he just doesn't care and just cuddles with me while I b***h about them bitching xD

[I Am Svetlana]

Haha, yeah. Kids these days. People should just get animals instead because they understand how to be respectful and s**t. Haha. And when used used to have our dogs upstairs on Christmas, they used to lay in all the wrapping paper and we'd put bells on their tails, they didn't seem to like that part very much :/

[Jane Doe]

Hahahaha my cat was hiding under the tree and attacking my siblings when they went to grab the presents xD he's an a*****e though but it's otay cause he's young:P

[I Am Svetlana]

Young cats can always be a******s! You can't trust them or their instincts. Haha. Just let them be who they are and they will respect you. At least I hope they do.

[Jane Doe]

Haha he does for the most part :P

[Eric]

Well done and pretty accurate. It's seeming to get worse every year, or maybe that's just because the Christmas rush begins before Halloween now.