Shrek, Not Dreck

This poem is made entirely as a joke. And it is age appropriate, btw.

Shrek, Shrek

He isn't dreck

Say that he is and you'll surely get #rekt

Shrek, Shrek

He has almost no neck

But you can't take him down due to his massive pecs

He noscopes the evil, for you and for me

He's the first member of the Illuminati

He snacks on Doritos and slurps Mountain Dew,

And he's saving his swamp for me and for you.

Shrek, Shrek

He has MLG mechs

He's the master of donkeys and master of sweg

Shrek, Shrek

Sends bad guys to heck

If you choose to refuse him, you're gonna get #shrekt

Author's Note

*DISCLAIMER* this poem is too Shrektacular and Shrektastic for you.
Jk, read it pls

Reviews

[Peyton Light]

So many people on this site (myself included) only write very meaningful poems that are meant to bring emotion to the reader. I like how you have a much different style when it comes to writing :)

[McBear]

LOL! This is great, bud. I really liked it. I am for sure showing to my brother and this is going in my favorites.

[freaksheet]

Thank you! What a Shrektacular thing to say!

[McBear]

Haha! You are funny bro.

[freaksheet]

thank you so much!