limitation relief opening scene

started writing bout my writers block than this happened

office in langley afb

Officer daniels/Jack Clangstins: “I wake up every morning, sit up think then drink. I hope that one day all this thought I sit and have can articulate in some way of creation that makes sense. Though this routine of waking up trying to figure out why I can’t stop thinking to myself about myself refuses to stop. All the poetry I have written sounds like a crazy man I’m just a writer who’s losing his way. Just like Ziggy I’m f*****g the s**t out of my ego, but I don’t even know to play guitar.” 19 year old Jack clangstins word document.         “General I read that snippet in a kids computer today, I think he would be the perfect kid for operation 69”

 

General stark: “And why have you been wasting your time monitoring some freaks data”

 

Officer Daniels: “child pornography”

 

GS: “other than this shared love you two have for child pornography why you want him to be apart of the CIA’s highest funded operation since operation whaddup doc, we can’t WE CANNOT FAIL THIS TIME, forget about Jack Clangstins quick wrist.”

 

OD: “Listen general, I know whaddup doc failed and just turned Michael Jordan into a cartoon and years later Lebron…

 

GS: “BRING UP SPACE JAM 2 ONE MORE TIME AND YOU’LL NEVER SEE ESPENIOGE WORK EVER AGAIN.”

 

OD: “that’s not the point Jack Clangstin may be the best option, mother dead, father a deadbeat doesn’t even know what he looks like… this dude seems to sit and think so fast and bout some type of writing if the pill works he’d be the perfect test dumby, I’ve seen his 1000s of pages with 3-5 sentences written each one tryna start some type of story… I know the pill is for interrogation methods, but this Jack Clangstins could benefit from it therapeutically and maybe we’ll find the Jr Tolkien here.”

 

GS: “ alright, alright, alright follow this kid snatch him and he’ll be in the first testing group. Along with soviet spies, trained soldiers and the 19 other deadbeats.”

 

OD: “ sir yes sir”

Author's Note

rough draft, first time writing screen play format, rough, I know... willing for any tips. just writing to get better

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forgot to say opens in military base office.