you can't feel anything, can you?

 

 

 

 

OK, pass me the white powder, LOL

i need something that will make me feel again, LOL

because i feel so empty lately LOL

yknow?

 

my boyfriend left me you see LOL

and i loved him, like a lot, like more than any other boy ever.

even though we only dated for a week LOL

my heart's like

yknow?  LOL

 

what if i take a thousand pictures LOL

and show you who i can be LOL

and pout for you just right,

maybe the flash will obscure my face

and you'll think i'm pretty LOL

let's rhyme just right, ace?  LOL

yknow?

 

okay, so, how 'bout you text it?  LOL

kbai.

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

this is meant as an exaggeration, no offense seriously intended :)

Reviews

[Nobody.]

lol! I like totally understand what you mean sort of. lol! people who like text every silly like thing that happens in their yknow WORLD, should be um more than offended, innit? Perhaps if we like just shot a few of them yknow, the rest would like grow...or whatever...a sense of privacy and like maybe even dignity...lol!..and like stop being such like self-important douchebags. right? and, maybe like even whatever yknow like totally or even like whatever um like STOP IT! ;) Good write!

[Moflo]

This was fantastic as well! I love the concept of internet lingo interspersed with serious issues, really puts a childish and surreal tone on such dilemmas. Great work.

[BetanuZwei]

Haha I love this.
Especially the bit about being heartbroken after a week!