Yeah, I'm from joisey! What of it?

Just having a little fun with people who think all we say is 'YO"

Yippie-yi-yo-fookin-ka-yay -stay out of my way today!

Yeah, I'm from joisey , what of it?

I'm a badass you'd love to know

what lurks in my mind is not such a mystery

you've been there, we're just LOUDER!

we'll decimate anyone who disagrees

down the shore and so much more

come visit we'll show you a good time

we'll get stuck on the parkway but what the f**k

i know that a bagel is more than a freakin roll

yeah I drink cawfee but i don't tawk funny at all

we know the speed limit means drive 25 mph over

when someone drives slower you get horn & the bird

you want the best pizza or a hot dawg all the way

after that you'll want to stay

you'll not regret it, we don't even have to pump our own gas

we've got the Giants, the Boss and good old Frankie too

Soprano's found us supreme, we'll break your kneecaps if you disagree

stop busting my balls if you wanna live and visit the garden state

come on vacation, leave on probation!!    ;-P

Author's Note

Just for yucks!!

Reviews

[Lydia Shutter]

We hate and love by association
Hurt our friends, face castration
No need for a honkin' horn
When in Joisey you are born

Yea, we are the freakin best place in the world
You're only here if we allowed it
Do ya think I would say somethin' against Joisey?
Yo, hey, fuggedaboudit!

Frieda, it's been over 44 year since I lived in Joisey, but I will always be a Joisey Goil....forevah and evah! I pinky swear! :) Loved this one! Lydi**

[Frieda P]

Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard, my face hurts...great response, face castration alright! Lol...still laughing....pinky swear ;-)

[Lydia Shutter]

:) glad you liked!

[Frieda P]

You made my night !

[Jack...]

I just love Joisey girls.

[Frieda P]

...and TWO are better than one. ;-)

[Jack...]

You can say that again. Youze guys wanna have a potato salad cook off?

[Lydia Shutter]

We love you too, Jack...but if you were a Joisey guy, you'd be wearing a black leather jacket, have a white tank top underneath and a ciggy hanging out of your mouth....Frieda on one arm, me on the other. We can have cawfee and tawk afta! :)

[Lydia Shutter]

potato salad cook off....you are ON....love it!

[Frieda P]

Haha I'm picturing Jack in a muscle shirt now..............

[Jack...]

Doll face, I got all doze and my Chuck Taylors ready and just waitin on the invite. I know the Turnpike from one end to the other, what exit you want me to meet you at?

[Jack...]

And Frieda, I got red Chuck's just for you.

[Lydia Shutter]

Going to choke from laughter here....better both of you should c'mon down here. It is 46 degrees tonight, but I know that is warmer than Joisey!

[Jack...]

Muscle t-shirt... are spanx ok?

[Lydia Shutter]

ROFL too difficult to get in and out of spanx...no way!

[Frieda P]

That's a warm spell, you tease Lydikey...it's 4 degrees here, colder with the wind chill factor. And Jack, Exit 142 B ;-)

[Frieda P]

Spanx....LOL...omfreaknggawd.

[Lydia Shutter]

That's off the Garden State Parkway or the turnpike?

[Lydia Shutter]

So damned cold up there....stay warm, Frieda.

[Frieda P]

Gotta take the parkway, it's no fun if you don't pay to drive in joisey...besides the Turnpike stinks....literally.

[Jack...]

Especially exit #3 down by the Delaware, Phew...nasty big time.

[Lydia Shutter]

Reminds me of a joke....a girlfriend tells her boyfriend to kiss her where it smells....so he drives her to Newark...badum dum! LOL

[Jack...]

And I was thinking Camden.

[Frieda P]

Hahaha Lydi..............

[Lydia Shutter]

Nighty night, youse guys! :)

[Mark]

LOL I been cut off, honked at, and had the bird flashed several times. But some people are nice. And the dogs and the pizza are the best, Chicago can keep that deep dish BS!

[Travis Gibson (poetic h..]

Too funny and I loved it! Jersey stand up! No place better!

[Frieda P]

Haha, I was hoping you might catch this one...thanks neighbor!

[Travis Gibson (poetic heroics)]

You know I would come running... "Joisey" was all I needed to see. Lol

[s y e]

Girl, whatchu tawwkin 'bout? You are both mental and crazy......!

This actually made me laugh!

[Frieda P]

I know, you've told me that before~! Glad it made you laff ;-P

[s y e]

Och, it got me laffin' awrecht. Keep them a bampot writes comin' lass! ;-P

[Jack...]

Yep, yep, yep. Little state, big attitude. Along with everything else that's cool about N.J., you forgot...the prettiest girls come from Joisey too.

[Frieda P]

Yo, laughing here. Whatchu tawkin' bout Jack...ha thanks, you should know being an old joiesyite yourself. ;-)

[Jack...]

Yeah, I come from South Joisey, but, whatsa the deef, Joisey is Joisey.

[Frieda P]

You mean 'down the shore' dontcha? ;-)

[Jack...]

Yeah, down the shore scarfin down some Taylor Pork Roll

[Frieda P]

Oh man, now I want the greasy stuff..............I'd get adgeda but so worth it.

[Mrs.Murs]

nicely don. this was a good write.

[rubie]

Love it!!!! That line about the gas reminds me:

"New Jersey is one of only two states that does not allow self-serve gas. Why? F**k you, that's why!"

[Frieda P]

LOL I thought that might float your boat!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

this really made me smile...my cousin sounds like this...being from Belleville...and me? originally from Bronx...similar...at least when i was much younger.

can take the girl out of jersey? but not the jersey out of the girl?

love it.

[Frieda P]

Thanks jacob, it was a fun write. So, you're an old Bronx boy eh? You know where I'm coming from pretty much. ;)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yeah, i lived thea faw noine yeas...right by the Haalem Riva, nea Yankee Stadium...on Sedgewick Avenue...

[Frieda P]

:-)

[LA Lorena]

I would come on vacation but my probation requirements prohibit me from leaving the country. ;)

[Frieda P]

WHAHHHAAHAAHA

[LA Lorena]

oh, line six, please remove the apostrophe from disagrees. I'm badass too. After THAT warning, most others would have been too scared shitless to offer a criticism or point out a mistake. ;)

[Frieda P]

Hahah, I think your soul is from joisey! Or your balls! ;-)

[Frieda P]

Happy? ;-P

[LA Lorena]

YES! I can relax now. Sometimes those extra apostrophes are just too much for OCD me to look at without losing my marbles

[Frieda P]

I hear ya, I'm anal retentive too believe me, I can't believe I did that, my bad...hey, I'm from joisey, I get a pass.

[SparrowSong]

I so agree...it is good to see you in a fun moment, you do light hearted well, this brought a smile and a need for a good pizza or hot dawg, dinner time here and I am kinda hungry. Love this!

[Frieda P]

Thanks, I don't even know what prompted me, it just fell out of my head.