PITY Party

PITY Party

A Poem by Frieda P
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It's my party & you're ALL invited...

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You are cordially invited to my pity party
dress is casual cranky, bring your own gripes & woes
champagne cocktails to catch paltry tears
~self loathing served by the glass only~
games & hors d'oeuvres will be served too
first choice is Amuse-bouche, you get two bites
with your whine and crabby dip
canapes for all the pissing couch potatoes
pigs in a blanket if you got caught
spicy hot wings if you lost the plot 
shrimp toast if you don't have a backbone
fried oysters if your sex life has tanked
tongue toast for those that can't keep a secret
deviled eggs if you don't give a flying fork
fried dumplings if you're full of yourself
crudités if you're stuck with an annoying vegan
the coldest cuts if your heart can't warm up
caviar if you need to sink or shut the fook up
Spanakopita if you're getting it Greek style

Name tags will be issued for all snippy crankypants
Complaints are taken in the order of importance,
cheesy cake will round it all out
if you haven't yet said 'CHEERS
that can only mean you're still bitchin' & complainin',
tag, you're it,  you get to clean up this bloody mess


© 2013 Frieda P


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Biatch. Don't you know I have my period and a headache. I am out of GD wine and my husband ate the reece cups I had stashed in the frickin freezer. Gaaa. Biatches and their damn pity parties! You know what?! YOU know WHAT?! I flippin' love this poem and that just pisses me the hell off. Carry on and good day. Sheesh. Love, Angi~

Posted 10 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Haha laughing here, thanks for the shytes & giggles, I'll save you some cheesy cake!
Angi

10 Years Ago

Ha! Love ya lady. But don't quote me on that. I would have to deny you. * raspberries a'comin'* .. read more
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Ha you making a mess again on my thread with those raspberries again, no whine for you, cheese neith.. read more



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A nice spread! Cant wait...lol.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dye

10 Years Ago

I don't Frieda, what guy wouldn't consider that a win? lol
Justaguy

10 Years Ago

Well, you DO have a point there Dye!...lol
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Hahaha leave it to Dye!
The complaint department is closed and the cellar is downstairs.....I am laughing here. Loved how you ran with the theme. The menu is superb and quite appropos. This line, though, really made me laugh, "Name tags will be issued for all snippy crankypants" Wonderful write, Frieda. Lydi**

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Lydia Shutter

10 Years Ago

Nah, they get caught in all the wrong places! :)
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Hahahha..................now that's not comfy. :-)
Lydia Shutter

10 Years Ago

Nope, not at all! LOL
OMG, I am like so there..... I'm tired and cranky thanks to the hospital and I have a sore tummy, sore foot so I'm whinging a lot..... I'll stay there until the end and clean the mess so I can take my anger and frustration out on the stupid mess....!

Nice write, Frifri - just what I needed to read....

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

lee von cleef

10 Years Ago

good party i'll wear a hat.
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Bring whatever you're smoking with you, will ya? haha
lee von cleef

10 Years Ago

Oy vey , cush crush or sourdough ?
All this and Leslie Gore, what insufferable grouch could ask for more. Now I'll shut the fork up!!! Your friend in words, Pete

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Hahaha it's a pity party, you're allowed to whine!
All this Frieda Picallilly and you can cook too !! I will be in the kitchen at this party...

Fun look at a seriously pandemic problem with hoooomans.
I love a hors derves - in fact any thing belonging to one. (oops gone too far again - aint I?)

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Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Serious ANTnee, I'm Italiano of course I can cook, and I can whine in Italiano too, I know only the .. read more
Why does this remind me vaguely of the government?

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Hahaha you crack me up Tai.
That was great. I laughed all the way through, but isn't that so true today. I am a trained chef but it's just a hobby and that was great for a metaphor.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Very cool Bill, you may be one of the very few that understood what Amuse-bouche was....
I'll come by................

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Make sure you bring a rant or two with ya..................
And don't forget the wine for all WHINERS!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Plenty of whine....the party will never wind down at this rate.
Im not getting Greek or any style haa...not even a French kiss...these parties in Hawaii
or called pupu parties...like mumu...maybe someone will give me a jelly belly...ha if nothing else.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

AWWWH I'm pushing you to the head of the line Rose....ha

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