Pooping Rainbows ~ if Julie can do it, so can I ;-)‏‏‏

Pooping Rainbows ~ if Julie can do it, so can I ;-)‏‏‏

A Poem by Frieda P
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Hey, it's WhNot Wednesday...just for shytes & giggles.

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Over or under, 
such the dilemma... 
 you ask, what's the big deal
say it's neither here nor there
 I don't want my toilet tissue
 rubbing elbows with the wall
 when you poop rainbows,
 you know it all! 


© 2014 Frieda P


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Frieda P
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One of my more famous quotes...if I may.."Nothing tastes better for breakfast on a Saturday than Fairy eggs, kitten toast, and crispy fried unicorn..........now I know why I poop glitter." This was hilarious...your poem and pic brought tears to my eyes.... XD

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Oh I have to try crispy fried unicorn! Thanks Raymond... ;-)



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LMAO!!!! Butterflies and rainbows...who would've guessed...LOL..

You made my night. This is hysterical!

100/100 rainbows~

:) Julie

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Haha, so glad you finally made it in....jazz'd you got a larf out of it Julie! :-) Have a Happy Va.. read more
OMG ! Sorry to come back so soon But I just was thinking....

Yesterday, when I was Sun Gazing my Pineal Gland I also sunbathed my whole body to get the Light absorbed thru my Skin and help the Chakras.
I recently learned that each Chakra has it's own color spectrum
So when I meditated and prayed I meditated on all the colors going to the Chakra's.

I can't help but be amazed How we keep finding things in synch with our life. I am amazed you wrote this about the rainbow. I only pray now that the Light enters my head and enlightens me. Just my Luck that it might exit me in this way.

Makes me wonder Freida If you were sunbathing too long?


Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Cryingkate

10 Years Ago

ROFLMAO............
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Leave it to Jack...call Fallon!
Cryingkate

10 Years Ago

Snicker, snicker :-)
ahahahahahahaha ... laughter straight from the belly eh?!??!!! tho i disagree (unroll against the wall puts breaks on overuse)...butt (no pun) who can argue with a rainbow.... loving you more every day Frieda... thanks for you dahlingk ... and happy premie V day ...don't forget to hug a kiss
E.
(unhurled indeed)

Posted 10 Years Ago


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Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Jazz'd to be able to extend your life with laughter if even for a few short seconds my friend haha
Einstein Noodle

10 Years Ago

kinda like a fart eh! :)))
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Ha, you're on a roll dear ;-P
Ok I'm turning myself in for copyright infringement. I just emailed this to my friends LOL

Kept your name aand source of coarse. Facebook is next.... LMAO

Posted 10 Years Ago


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Frieda P

10 Years Ago

ROFL...ha, be my guest!! Still larfin' here ;-P
Freida, you are disgusting and demented .... I hate people that pass gas in the same room and I'm not joking.. I make everyone in my house open the outside door and shut the furnace off every time they go number two.
I want it completely aired out , If I get one whiff, I am over the porch puking my guts out.
I do not eat or drink after anyone. If it touches their lips I will not have anything to do with it.
I do not kiss lips.. yuck disgusting ! Dog Germs Charlie Brown!
So for me to see your shenanigan writings, I am totally sick and disgusted. If that was your attempt, well you did it well.
As Far as you thinking it was a fun mind bend, write and thinking it would break the mundane writings and give a lift off from the emotional well, You are 100 % correct and that's why I loved it and Love you so much for your wonderful crazy shenanigans.
LMAO..... Even though my stomach is churning..... Awesome ! I ask ya 2. Where do you find those grap0hics?
OMG.. You are so loved and so disgusting..... Next time I get lonely I'll try and do something discusting... Lets see where that leads me????? ha ha ha Bravo !

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Cryingkate

10 Years Ago

Oh Sorry... Your right I am Nutz... Erase that last post and return to how disgusting you are. I lik.. read more
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Ha I don't think I can top this one!!
Cryingkate

10 Years Ago

No I guess you can't. I think you should cork this one up before you take off to far.:)
Oh My .. read more
lol...that pic is so funny! really enjoyed this one :) x

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Thanks, this is what happens to the brain on too much snow ;-)
Hahahahahahaha my face hurts .You are hilarious Freida :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Haha gotta laugh right? :-)
One of my more famous quotes...if I may.."Nothing tastes better for breakfast on a Saturday than Fairy eggs, kitten toast, and crispy fried unicorn..........now I know why I poop glitter." This was hilarious...your poem and pic brought tears to my eyes.... XD

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Oh I have to try crispy fried unicorn! Thanks Raymond... ;-)
Pahahaha, that is way too funny, Frieda! OMFG!

There is no words!!!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Ha glad you got a larf peanut ;-P
OMG love love love it. This is so funny. And the image, too precious!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

I know right, that graphic is hilarious.

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Added on February 12, 2014
Last Updated on February 13, 2014
Tags: Satire, rainbows, poop, Julie, shytes & giggles

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Frieda P
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