james nattrass and the corpral killjoy

this is a true story that happened around december 2011 i have permission to use james nattrass's name

Corpral Killjoy was the meanest woman to walk the streets of darlington in england.she wore an antique amry trench coat with two v shaped stripes on each sleve, that she had stolen from her brother. her brother was never in the army and neither was she, she was simply just a mean person dressed the part.

corpral kill joy was well known for attacking men in there genitals, the one place that hurts the most. one night things got out of controll and armed with a polystyrene rifle she took hostage james nattrass, who was famous across town for his amzing rants. out in the middle of the street where everyone could see, she beat him till he was on the floor, crying and covered in little bits of  polystyrene that looked like snow.

ever since that day he hasn't done a single rant in her presance, well one or two but he was allways quick to run away, and come back all appoligetic. he still gets kicked in the nuts alot but then so does everyone around corpral killjoy.

Author's Note

james nattrass if u try and say i don't have ur permission to use ur name corpral killjoy will kick u in the balls.... haha

Reviews

[The Addict]

Ouch I remember that one mate :P