"Let them eat blood"

Uncle Albert has spoken

"Bring me blood pancakes 

                             (AB negative)",

shout/ordered the scientist to

the naked pagan fool

                       "with melted butter

                                                and jam,

I will eat your unpoetic

uncouth unrefined mind

I will suck upon your frazzled

marrowbone brain

and flummox you with

language of the most delicate

                                  kind

butterfly wings

tearing your eyelids

into unblinking unstaring eyes

lost in a mushroom magic

                                   haze/daze (happy)

A cup of spilt soma tea

a wee pint of Guinness 

and a geometric shape or two

top o' the morning

                  (world), Ma

E = Noodle Confused squared

Reviews

[CD Campbell]

It's good that I have O+. Which is average I hear. So that makes your taste rather refine and me safe. But if you want a brain that tastes like peanut butter and jelly, I'm your man...
I read the other reviews. Its probably necessary reading. Guiness-yes. Geometric shapes-not a fan. Mushrooms - it's all good until you have that one bad trip where there is a constant heavy buzzing noise that wont go away. Soma tea- never had it.
In all seriousness, this site can be too serious. I do like this though. Its nicely chaotic and visionary, but I dont know whether to take it seriously. Which I guess is good.

[gram linski]

haha, the first sensible review I've had,, from a man with peanut jelly brain, this site can indeed be up it's own arse, and can be a fickle , muckle f****r/lover, do not take seriously, do not...…..

[barleygirl]

Favorite part = last line . . . your witty reference to a cafe favorite ties in with my other favorite:
"I will eat your unpoetic
uncouth unrefined mind
I will suck upon your frazzled
marrowbone brain" . . .
All those "un-s" = how I feel when reading abstract poetry, tearing my eyelids!
*heh! heh! heh!* Love this poem (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[gram linski]

Thanks, Margie, hope Einstein does too, haven't heard back from him yet ...

[nazia]

Whoever the bully was, at least he prompted you to write a refreshing piece haha.....
Nicely drafted :)

[gram linski]

thanks nazia, there was no bullying of any kind, it was a piss take poem towards a talented writer who had been piss taking me in a review of another poet whose entire poem had been piss taking me, if there was any bullying (which there wasn't) surely it was poet A who started it, anyway rant over, thanks for reading,

[DAH]

This is delightfully surreal to say the least. Each line punches like a hefty bully in line at a middle school cafeteria. This is the experience of a vast array of poetic diction all the down to the abstract Einstein equation. Unique!

Bravo, gram!
DAH

[gram linski]

thanks DAH, there is a backstory, making it less unique, a bit of japery with the esteemed poet Einstein Noodle Esq.

[DAH]

Ah, I see! Then, yes, funny, really funny ...

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ah the school bully punches poor, harmless Einstein on the nose with his usual sharp right hook of a poem. How could you gram?

[gram linski]

no no no, you got it wrong, Einstein was bullying me, remember, he is eating my uncouth unpoetic mind,

[gram linski]

by the way, read the writing on the s**t smeared toilet wall, ik ben ein lefthander

[John Alexander McFadyen]

I was warned never to shake your hand as you have never mastered the art of toilet paper!

[gram linski]

the joke is on you, hahaha, it's called my left hand,

[John Alexander McFadyen]

and here was me thinking you ambidextrous!

[gram linski]

yes I can actually s**t on both, thank you very much