Pizza sauce On My Keyboard. :(

I had every intention, to sit down and write a serious poem this time. But, then I dropped my Pizza on my laptop...

Damn man, I got pizza sauce on my keyboard, this will take forever to clean.

It got down in the cracks between all of the keys. 

Way deep down, in places un-seen.

Must I go were no man's gone before.  Oops,,, 

Copyright infringement on Star Trek for sure...eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Damn the - E - key is sticking now as the sauce starts to dry, and I didn't buy the protection plan cause I was so sly.

Yep, that's me, mister sly buy guy at the local Best- Buy. 

I never pay extra for false piece of mind. 

So here I am, with a glitchy new laptop that will sit on a shelf, cause I was so smart, I out smarted myself.  :(

Reviews

[Pete]

lol. i like this. clever ...

[Collyn]

This brought me to tears. Absolutely beautiful.

[hdc]

Thanks glad you enjoyed it :)

[Urja Gokani]

hahahaha!! this sooo funny and entertaining amazingly written keep it up !!

[hdc]

Thanks for the kind review , glad you like it :)

[Urja Gokani]

welcome :)

[Rachael Lea]

I really enjoyed this! It is so fun and entertaining. Great job! I like it when a poem can make me smile.

[hdc]

I,m glad you liked it. Anytime I can take credit for a smile, I call that a win. :):) Thanks.

[Carolynn]

Haha! This is funny. I think I'm the sly gal because I never buy the extended warranty on anything either! Great sense of humour with this one!

[hdc]

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it..:):)

[David Scott]

Fun read here. The rhyme was catchy and I love the eeeeeeee.

[hdc]

Thanks again, I'm glad you enjoyed it.:)

[Boca Best Cleaners]

This is so funny it made me put down my pizza slice and look my warranty information!

[hdc]

:) Glad you enjoyed it, be sure to read the small print.. :) Thanks for the review.

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This is clever, funny, and unique. I enjoyed this original creativity :)

[hdc]

glad you like it, It sounded good in my head, But I wasn't sure if it would read well or not.
Thanks.

[Prantik Ali]

Loved it, once again it was so damn funny!
Brilliantly written! :)

[Jessi]

This was funny! Cracked me up. Reminded be of my unlu ky luck LOL

[hdc]

Cool, you got your joke for the day.. :)