Christmas at the In-Laws

A funny Christmas poem!!

Christmas at the In-Laws

 

In-laws and out-laws, we all gather together

Our friends and our ex’s all dressed in their leather

Things might get wild no guarantees

At least we’ll all be together on Christmas Eve

 

The fire is burning, the Yule log is roasting

The stockings hung too close are now toasting

Shots might ring out, eggnog will go dry

And I’m sure Loraine will make Peggy cry

 

The same old stuff she tells her each year

Just too be mean and steal her cheer

All the talk and gossip you’ll hear

Is enough to last you for the next three years

 

Billy and Bobby are wrestling in the floor

The dogs barking and anxious for more

The table now set with red plastic cups

We’ll all sit down to our Christmas pot luck

 

We’ll dance and we’ll sing and pick our strings

As we all gather round the Christmas tree

　

Author's Note

I hope you enjoyed this and laughed a little!! ; - )