Chelsea W***e

Chelsea W***e

A Poem by Hi My Name Isn't Slim Shady. It's Jeff

Dedicated to the one and only...

You have these little ways,
to make people go insane.
You use the smallest words,
and make everyone stay up for days.
You're a witch.
You're a freak.
You're a misfit.
You're weird.
You know how to get under my skin.
You know the secrets I keep to myself.
You know every single detail about me,
and I know nothing about you.
So tell me, Chelsea.
Explain to me your ways.
How do you know everything,
even the fact that I'm not sane?

© 2011 Hi My Name Isn't Slim Shady. It's Jeff

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Personally, I don't think anyone is sane. I sure am not haha but there are some freaking weirdos out there, like Joseph Kony. just be glad you aren't like him.

Posted 11 Years Ago

i love it :) like a lot. hehe putting the name acualy made me wonder about her.. :p

Posted 11 Years Ago

Sanity is a very relative term . . . . :)

Posted 11 Years Ago

wow. maybe putting the name was a bad idea but i love the poem and hoe ballsy it was for you to write it, great write c:

Posted 11 Years Ago

I love how you say all these things about her and then say "I know nothing about you." It kind of shows how shallow people's ideas of other people are, how inaccurate they can be. And then you accuse her of knowing everything about you.


Posted 11 Years Ago

to what do i owe this great honor of the one and only jeffrey writing a poem dedicated to me?
i actually liked this. even though you're a total loser.
oh and also, it's really obvious that you're not sane. no one is.
chelsea w***e.

Posted 11 Years Ago

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Added on November 25, 2011
Last Updated on November 25, 2011


Hi My Name Isn't Slim Shady. It's Jeff
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