A Poem by goldenElectric

An exaggeration of a man's natural reaction to "competing males". I still consider it humorous, even with its tone.

Beat it
Get lost
F**k the f**k off
Get the hell out
Leave right now,
or I'll show you out
Don't make me throw hot coffee in your face
Back away slowly
Don't make me give chase
I don't care if it's not my place
To tell you to get lost
If you don't listen,
I'll turn your face into paste
and make sure your a*s gets tossed
You'll be smelling knuckles
and eating grass
if you don't leave,
because I'd beat your a*s
Stop trying to invite yourself
You keep pulling that s**t,
and I'll turn you into a shelf
Go stick your nose somewhere else
Maybe it's welcome somewhere,
but it ain't welcome here
How much do you even care?
Just to reiterate:
I know I'm in no position,
but that doesn't mean I wouldn't
put you in critical condition
Don't make this hard
There's an easy answer
Take this card I'm dealing
and be on your way
'Cause if you don't,
I can't guarantee you'll be okay
Beat it.

© 2020 goldenElectric

Author's Note

opinions welcome

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Added on April 6, 2020
Last Updated on April 6, 2020
Tags: beat, it, leave, competition, threat, hyperbole



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A Poem by goldenElectric