Ask the Cat

Ask The Cat

Man: Why do you sleep so much? 
Cat: To dream. 

Man: What do you dream about? 
Cat: My lover.

Man: Tom, the neighborhood cat? 
Cat: It was love at first sight.

Man: You were just staring at each other through the window. 
Cat: I’ll never forget.

Man: What do you know about love? 
Cat: I was a mother four times.

Man: Pure instinct. 
Cat: I remember.

Reviews

[ANM]

Cats know more than we care to imagine just look them in the eye now and then! Nice poem and well penned.

[don't know]

thanks for your review ANM .:) I agree with you about cats knowing more than we think.

[Rachelle]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc

Witty! And, yes, I'm a cat person....:)

[don't know]

Thanks for your kind words Rachelle I'm also a cat person. haha that clip is hilarious. :)

[stars are far]

hehe..this is sweet...
Animals have hearts too, i think they have more emotions than many people, especially men ,sorry "boys" because men is a big word..and some girls, or sorry "b*****s" ...
no offence if you were a male .. but thats my opinion ..

well done :)

[don't know]

Glad you like. I am male but dont take offence hehe. You may have point their thanks. :)

[stars are far]

My pleasure.. i didnt mean to be offensive .. thanks for understanding :)

[don't know]

no offence taken dear i know what you meant. :)

[Eric Pudalov]

Very funny! I have two female cats at home, and somehow I can imagine them answering just like this. If they understood English perfectly, I would read them this poem.

I think I'll read it to my wife - she would definitely appreciate it!

[don't know]

Thanks glad you like it. Hope your wife enjoys it too.:)

[Eric Pudalov]

She did; she laughed while I read it!