Excerpt tenA Story by Mike Lambfrom Jack's Inferno, chapter 22A white rabbit suddenly appears out of nowhere. He's around four feet tall and wearing heavy makeup. He says, "New shipment of lab mice just came in. I already signed for them. Want me to bring 'em up?" Karl says, "Whoa, what the f**k is that thing?" Gordan introduces us to his lab assistant, "Snowball." "That's not my f*****g name," the rabbit tells us. Gordan presses a button on a remote and the rabbit's shock collar sparks up with a loud zap. Snowball shuts up. Karl looks at Snowball and starts grinning like he wants to say something. "What?" the rabbit asks, irritated. "Oh, nothing," Karl says while stifling a laugh. "Spit it out, one-eye." "That's a really pretty shade of lipstick ya got there." Gordan says, "Snowball is a homosexual. We only hire gay rabbits. We're very progressive." The rabbit snaps, "What?! You did this to me! With all your f*****g experiments! Look at my eyes! Do I look healthy to you?!" Gordan hits the shock collar again. "Ah, f**k! Okay, stop! You win. I like makeup." "See?" Gordan tells us, "He likes it. Nothing unethical about that. Who are we to judge?" © 2012 Mike LambReviews
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1 Review Added on September 15, 2010 Last Updated on March 15, 2012 AuthorMike Lambgreenville, NCAboutArtist, writer, and a drunken lunatic prophet. I am the author of Jack's Inferno, a dark comedy bizarro/horror novel about Hell, previously published through Wordplague (now defunct). I am also a pro.. more..Writing
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