Rectal Anesthesia

Rectal Anesthesia

A Poem by Clotilda Jamcracker
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I wrote this as a joke for my sister 15 years ago to cheer her up.

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Don't call on me tonight
I'm quivering from fright
For tomorrow I shall have....Rectal Anesthesia.
Though this may sound astonishing,
I have a little pricky sting,
because of my ........Rectal Anesthesia.
No never will I have to cry,
from my suppository's sigh,
because of my ...Rectal Anesthesia.
Please quit, turn out the light.
I have to use a baby wipe.
Tomorrow I must go off to surgery of defecation.
And soon to my obituary classification.
Don't laugh when you read of my deadly
.................................................Rectal Anesthesia.

© 2012 Clotilda Jamcracker


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Added on April 24, 2012
Last Updated on April 24, 2012
Tags: Poetry, Poem, Humor

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Clotilda Jamcracker
Clotilda Jamcracker

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My name is Clotilda, I love to read business, fairy tales and freaky stories. I love to write them too. I have a food forest in my backyard and a house full of kids. more..

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