What i will cook my teacher for lunch>>>>>>>

well another hummor kids poem ..... hope you like it and enjoy it .....

What I could cook my teacher!

List of things,

1. slug,stew

2. worm soup,

3. cockroach salad,

4. rattlesnake cookies,

5. Rat's pee instead of apple juice,

6. seaweed, and ants for a snack,

7. Hope the old teacher doesn't die.!!

The poem !

What I will cook my teacher for lunch,

If I cook my teacher a hot lunch,

I would start off with a slug stew,

Then I'd serve her worm soup as well,

then I'd serve her a cockroach salad,

And and a tall glass of rat's pee instead of apple juice,

Now for a snack I'd feed seaweed, and red Ants,

Oh Don't forget the most important thing of all,

The desert,

For desert I would feed her rattle snake cookies,

I hope the old teacher doesn't die .

The End,

BY:Jennifer Little

Author's Note

just another kids hummor and funny poems for kids to like and read .... well hope you like this poem let me know what you think

Reviews

[Careless Whispers ._.]

haha nice :)
and it sounds delicious jk

[Coyote Poetry]

Version two is very entertaining too. A red apple may make the teacher nicer? A excellent poem.
Coyote

[TPK Stories]

The best menu for those teachers we don't like...hehehehehe

[misscb]

Liked the childish humor... Very cute... Great job... Well done!!!

[Trusting]

Hmm. Not my humor but it still is cute!!

[Becky Clancy]

I love kids poems, they are always so funny and cute at the same time ^^

[Angelic Surrender]

This is cute :)

[SoulCrusader (Yas)]

Hilarious...love it :)

[Fragilebrokendreams]

Hahaha Genius! I wish I thought about that for school. Its funny and witty.