The Juleokin Army

Find out whether or not you've met a Juleokin, because you need to know this!

Julius the Jules, is the head of his own micronation, Juleokin City-State. Juleokin are the members of his world-wide army! The Juleokin Army controls all of the music industry, and thus it's membership is a secret, and nobody will ever know just how many of them there are, nor will anybody know just who is in our army.

We tend to dress casually, and we have eclectic tastes in music. We love music merchandise and tend to buy them often from artists or bands!

Watch out for us, for we are in control of the fate of all musicians, albums, songs, and merchandise.

If you show your double-jointed reflexes to any one person, a Juleokin will respond back to you in the only way you know.

Author's Note

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