Dirty Joke

Dirty Joke

A Poem by Josh Matteo

Ok. This was written on paper so it was better then...u'll understand when you read it.


Most won’t believe what I have to say,

But I’ll tell a tale that will make your day.


It’s vile and filthy and has many words,

raunchy and perverse, you’d think I’m absurd.


But no, this tale told is completely true,

And it starts with a hat, a goose and a Jew.


Yet, don’t forget the old hooker next,

And I can’t wait to tell of the man erect.


‘Cause you’ll laugh so hard, you’ll scream in pain

As your abs are squeezed and your breath is strained.


Just brace yourself, as I start to narrate

Of the Israeli w***e and her hips that gyrate.


Make certain there are no prudes around,

For this story I tell will shock, it’s bound!


So here I present that tale to you

Of the goose, the hat and that certain Jew.


There once was--Oh, jk. I ran out of space.

© 2012 Josh Matteo

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Added on June 7, 2012
Last Updated on June 7, 2012
Tags: dirty, joke, josh, matteo, poem, couplet


Josh Matteo
Josh Matteo

Santa Ana, CA

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