Cat-limericks

a literate blind cat (his name was frederick),

wished to be remembered for a short limerick.

but once the piece was finally complete,

he found the poem cumbrous to read;

the author turned out to be dyslexic.

a blue-blooded little puss named marmalade,

was truly disgusted by sweet lemonade.

"excuse me, sir, i am a cat of purebred!

for dinner, may i get a dead bird instead?

but no deep-frozen ones, please - only homemade.”

there once lived an odd cat named gingerbread

whose attraction to catnip was newlywed.

she would welter on a strawberry field,

as if she was bathing in golden milk -

oh dear, what a pixilated majorette!