Essex Girl Anthem

Essex Girl Anthem

A Poem by Katarzyna Slade

I am an Essex girl,
With my hair extensions curled.
Smelling, looking reem,
I am an Essex queen.
My eyelashes thick and long,
In the club saying, "babez this my song".
Get a regular spray tan,
Don't be anything less than glam.
Practise vajazzeling safely
Hundred percent baby!
We may say, "shut up", alot,
And most of us big up top.
Doesn't mean were not clever.
I wouldn't change whatsoever!
I'll do my Essex fist pump,
Pout, lips looking plump.
So just think next time,
I wrote this and made it rhyme.
I'm happy being an Essex girl.
It's the best place in the world!

© 2012 Katarzyna Slade

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is your pic the real u ? if so u r pretty

Posted 1 Year Ago

loved it! made me wanna read more of your s**t. lol.

Posted 1 Year Ago

Thank you for giving me a tase of Essex. I didn't really know much about it before the poem, so this was interesting. It is also good to know that you are proud of where you are from. I think that is a good thing. It all shows that you are comfortable in who you are.

Cheers and happy new year too you!

Posted 8 Years Ago

Girl in style .. Cool poem !! Very moving indeed, nice write :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


Posted 9 Years Ago

very different and deep write. :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


Posted 9 Years Ago

Haha good one! Just added Essex to my places to visit now...very spirited piece...had fun reading this.

Keep writing my friend!


Posted 9 Years Ago

Great description and movement of words. Woman need to be content with themselves. I like the description and the positive attitude of this woman in this poem. No weakness in the excellent poem.

Posted 9 Years Ago


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Added on February 23, 2012
Last Updated on February 23, 2012


Katarzyna Slade
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Essex, England, United Kingdom

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