Twain and the inclusive heaven

Mr clemens takes little stacy on a tour of heaven . where all is what is expected and more while her guardian demon sleeps off a night of hard drinking

Sam clemens awoke to a repeated echoing "PING!PING!PING!!"

 

Little stacy was under the table attempting to pry Elmers stony scaled eyelids open with the claw end of a hammer. A look of earnest cancern on her face prevented the old author from laughing aloud.

"Darlin' you need to let elmer sleep it off. we drank and stayed up pretty late last night. Elmer did ask me to take you on My special deluxe tour of heaven today! I will show you parts most folks do not think exist." clemens finished with a flourish and a snap