The Horror

The Horror

A Poem by mattavelli

Okay, so like, I have so much to do today, seriously. First, I so have to find something to wear, and ugh; I’m so never eating pizza again. Then, I’ve got to blah blah blah until the mall opens and blah blah at the salon and have her do my nails. After that I’m going to stop by the puppy store, yay!! It so better not rain. I wonder why they put up stop signs if you are going to stop anyway, like oh my god, seriously. Hmm, I wander what everyone else is doing.


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YESSSSSSS! thank you for enter this in the who are you contest, good luck!!! loved this read!!!

Posted 1 Year Ago


mattavelli

1 Year Ago

Thanks for reading, Faery! :)
I followed Fran Marie here to check this oldie out. Yes, there are people out there, that shallow. Perfectly described :))

Chris

Posted 1 Year Ago


mattavelli

1 Year Ago

Thanks for reading, Christine! :)
like wow totally awesome
omg it's raining. oh horrors
an oldie from you..enjoyed
the read..

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

mattavelli

1 Year Ago

Thanks for reading, Fran! :)
This was funny, yet sadly realistic.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Definately a snippet of the mind of the "valley girl" type. Nice write

Posted 13 Years Ago


i believe the phrase is 'laugh out loud' or something like that.
Nice...
Jaff :)

Posted 14 Years Ago


"Ok, now my brain hurts! Can someone's mind really function so much like a cheerleaders shopping list? Scary. Great Write! "

Said it all. :P

Posted 14 Years Ago


nice write.... reminds me of a frank zappa song valley girls!!!

Posted 14 Years Ago


hum?

Posted 14 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Busy,busy dont forget to stop and smell a rose today!

Posted 14 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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LIFE IS A PARTY. DON'T BE A PINATA. ------------------- Hello, Thanks for visiting my page. I'm Matt. I enjoy reading and writing poetry. If you have a poem that you'd like me to read, please let.. more..

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