a can of whop a*s

a can of whop a*s

A Story by midniterider

Come home from work,
tracked in some grass,
yeah ,
she jumped on my a*s

Went in the bathroom,
a place to hide,
i prayed and prayed
then i cried

came out of the bath
mean and strong
coal kocked that b***h
but i soon learned that was wrong

she beat my a*s
she run me off
went to the bar
got a reds apple ale
poured down three
before i went to jail

met two bullies in the cell
smacked one in the mouth
kicked the other in his balls
needless to say
i`m wearing orange over halls

Finally, got out on bail,
don`t never want to go back to that jail
moral of this story should  be clear,
be careful when drinking beer

don`t come home
and coal kock her a*s
don`t drink no ale
don`t track in no grass...

© 2018 midniterider

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great read enjoyed this thanks and good luck

Posted 4 Months Ago

Situation and choice we make are not always good ones. But we live and learn. Interesting poem.

Posted 7 Months Ago


7 Months Ago

thank you dawn

1 Month Ago

thank you,and you`re right
Choices make us land up in places we do- sometimes things happen to make us learn and think but if we know wrong surely we need to choose right- we live we learn- well hopefully🌹

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 Year Ago

glad you liked it kelly
‘Thoughts In Time’🌹

1 Year Ago

Yes I did🌹

1 Year Ago

me to ....................

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Added on January 13, 2018
Last Updated on January 13, 2018



little egypt, MI

when you figure it out ! let me know i am here to read,not posting here,i am on wordpress more..

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