u f o and the red neck

u f o and the red neck

A Story by midniterider


Last nite driving home from a party

I seen a strange lite in the sky 

at  first i thought it was a plane.

But then it landed in front of my car

it looked like a three story motel

with a rotating bar.

I slammed on the brakes and stopped the car

and i jumped out to run,hell before i could

make it to that bar a green thing grabbed me

and throw ed me back in the car.

Well hell i did`nt know what to do,  so i reached

into the cooler and pulled out a brew, well he

must have liked it, after he drank a 12 pack he 

ate the can`s.

Well he opened the cooler looking for more brew

i was out, i did`nt know what to do, so i reached

under the seat and pulled out that bag of weed

i figured a pound would be all we would need.

we fired up a joint and listened to the

Marshall tucker band, after four joints he fell

out of the car then he stumbled toward that

rotating bar.

Well before he left he stole the rest of my weed

hell he figured that's all they would need.

He fired up that ship and headed toward the sky

he did`nt offer to pay for the weed,hell, he did`nt

even tell me goodbye ...


© 2018 midniterider

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Great poem, made me smile and laugh out loud. I actually wonder has this happened for real. With an encounter with an alien? That would be cool and fun. Let alone a great tale to tell anyone.

Posted 7 Months Ago


7 Months Ago

it is true,i did it...thank you
One whacky experience- life is to be lived- very well imagined and acted out - good fun🌹

Posted 1 Year Ago

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1 Year Ago

thank you for the visit
‘Thoughts In Time’🌹

1 Year Ago

Pleasure is mine - always🌹
Ok love this
It’s original and cute
I do like it

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 Year Ago

and it`s a true story

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Added on January 30, 2018
Last Updated on January 30, 2018



little egypt, MI

when you figure it out ! let me know i am here to read,not posting here,i am on wordpress more..

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