Don`t get drunk and go to a bar looking for love

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went to a lounge last saturday night

i was checking out all the beautiful women,

i wanted to ask one to dance,

but i was shy

i drank a couple more drinks

while i was watching everybody dance

finally i couldnt believe my eyes ,but

a lovely woman asked me to dance

well i was a little typsy but i said yes

we strolled to the dance floor and started to slow dance

she put her hands on my a*s as we danced

i was smiling ear to ear

yeah i knew i had her,we sat at the table

and drank a couple more before she asked

if i wanted to drive her home

i just knew she wanted me

i got one to go and said ok

she slid her hand on my knee

while i was driving her home

i couldn`t see very well,but i could feel that hand

we got to her place and she poured me another drink

we sat on the couch,her hand slid down my thigh

i just knew i had this,she kissed me on my mouth

i slid my hand down her thigh

all a sudden i felt something hard on her leg

i pulled up her dress,she was smiling at me

lo and behold it was a big dick

damn this is not a woman

hell i`m from the south

i have never seen this before

a man pretending to be a woman

i jumped up to leave

when she or he blocked the door

next thing i know she is undressing

damn her penis is a lot bigger than mine

so hell i passed out in th floor

woke up the next morning laying beside her

my a*s was sore,but i didn`t remember a thing

she was smiling real big,what the hell am  going to do

well i just put on my clothes and left

i sure hope no body saw me with her

next day i was on face book

yeah you guessed it

i was billed as the tightest a*s in town...

Reviews

[Onlyme]

You have a great sense of humour and fun. This made me laugh.

[midniterider]

glad you did,and thank you

[‘Thoughts In Time..]

LOL....tightest a*s - takes all types...nomore dancing for you🌹

[midniterider]

i think i may have mental issues writing this stuff

[‘Thoughts In Time’🌹]

No just - been there done it - need new imagination- insane is sane- normal is boring🌹

[midniterider]

u might be right