Cone of ShameA Poem by Michael StevensMore trouble for Fang! Hi, Fang the Dog here again,
I know, I do more bitching than
Rin-Tin-Tin, But I'm pissed, let there be no
doubt, I'm perplexed, and I've just got to
let it out!
When I start thinking my master is a walking harbinger of disaster, that he couldn't possibly make a bigger, stupider mistake, 'nnnk, wrong, thanks for playing!' I was wrong is all I'm saying. I mean, code-red embarrassment! he's an idiot, a total incompetent!
From this, I'm supposed to learn,
well, not to crap on the carpet, or the
floor, hell, I did it to make a point, you act like a dick, I'll anoint everywhere with feces, anywhere I damn well please! The other dogs see this cone s**t, and just howl with laughter, then
after a bit, start in ragging on me, the anger and the shame I feel is
something to see!
You'd have to go far out of your way For my slope-headed master to play the game, "The Even Stupider Stupidest
Man Alive!", but he does, and doesn't even have
to try!
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AuthorMichael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..Writing
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