Verbal Knight Of The Round Table!

'Go forth, brave warrior, or you!'

"Bring it on, b***h!" is my creed,

I've got me some super-thick skin, indeed!

I do so enjoy a verbal computer joust,

'The Hounds Of Hell,' at the click of a mouse.

From my brain to your face at the speed of light,

a literary wrecking ball, while keeping out of sight.

Because truth be told, I'm a big fan of keeping my face,

it's served me well, so I keep my distance, just in case

I push your buttons in the English Language,

yes, long distance ranking, that's my advantage

Screaming down the wires, it's a verbal right cross,

'cause if it's in person, I'm totally at a loss!

Yes indeed, I'm a Verbal Knight Of The Round Table,

but to fight back for real, of that, I'm totally unable!