Parts of a girl ( Disney's Part of your world parody) (Little Mermaid)

Parts of a girl ( Disney's Part of your world parody) (Little Mermaid)

A Chapter by MandaBear
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Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't having legs make me complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl that can twerk my thing?

Look at this trove,
Treasures untold,
How many dresses can my one closest hold?
Looking around about 20 you'd think
"Sure, I got everything"

I've got gills and scales a-plenty
I've tale and hair galore 
You want shell bra's? I've got 20!

But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more!

I wanna be like the girls are 
I wanna see 
Wanna see'em with those panties 
What do you call 'em? Oh thongs!

Flipping my fins wont get me to far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
running away from the 
What's that word again? stalker

Up where they walk 
Up where they skip 
Up where they stay up all night long 
Wandering free 
Wish I could have the 
Parts of a girl 

What would I give 
If I could live
Out of these waters?
What would I pay
To spend a day 
At a strip club?
Betcha I could get a man 
You understand
Bet they don't reprimand their daughters 
Busty young women 
Sick of swimming 
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the girls know 
Ask'em my questions and get fake answers 
What's a period and why does it
What's the word? Hurt
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love 
Love to learn about this stuff?

Out of the sea
Wish I could have the
Part of a girl 

What would I give to live where you are
What would I pay to throw my shell bra's away
What would I do to see you, looking at me 
Where would we walk
Where would we run
If we could stay all day in the sun 
Just you and me
And I could have the
Parts of a girl 

I don't know when 
I don't know how 
But I know something's starting right now
Watch and you'll see 
Someday I'll have the 
Parts of a girl 




© 2013 MandaBear


Author's Note

MandaBear
*Video credit goes to the person that made it just used it as entertainment purposes*

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Video and poem is outstanding. I like the realistic view of the thoughts and life of a young woman. I have a wife and three daughter. I do my best to understand them. I don't. Better to smile and allow the woman to find peace in their life. Thank you for the amazing poetry.
Coyote

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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Very brill...I likey a lot.

Posted 7 Years Ago


This had an excellent rhyme scheme, good work! It also made me laugh, of course lol!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

nicely written ! keep it up

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Video and poem is outstanding. I like the realistic view of the thoughts and life of a young woman. I have a wife and three daughter. I do my best to understand them. I don't. Better to smile and allow the woman to find peace in their life. Thank you for the amazing poetry.
Coyote

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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Augh ! I love Disney musicals and you ... did something quite creative to it ! Definitely not for children ! :)


Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This was so freakin' cool! I loved it, I was really singing it out loud only to realise its midnight here xD

~ Noodle. ♛

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

MandaBear

8 Years Ago

nope I wanted to make sure so you could join the club of crazy people lol
s y e

8 Years Ago

Ha, and do I?
Raymond Federle

7 Years Ago

Oh myyyyyyyy! lol

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Tags: Disney, poetry, girl, song, lyrics, Little Mermaid



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