King Henry and His Queens (Beauty and the Beast) (Beauty and the Beast Parody)

King Henry and His Queens (Beauty and the Beast) (Beauty and the Beast Parody)

A Chapter by MandaBear
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I thought this song was called Tale as old as time but I was wrong! Anyway Enjoy! *Video at the Bottom*

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King Henry and his wives 
Was big as he could be 
Of course that all depends
I wouldn't call them friends 
Definitely 
His love never stayed the same 
It was Catherine then Anne 
Both were not scared 
As the guillotine was prepared 
  King Henry and the Queens 
Lost their head just the same 
Jane Seymour had died 
Catherine  and Anne were divorced 
Oh and of course 
Catherine Parr survived 
King Henry and his wives 
They were alive but not for long 
Bittersweet and strange
His weight always changed 
He also wouldn't be alive for long 
He weight about a Quarter ton 
Sticky buns he would eat
King Henry and his Wives 
Hell is where he spends his time 
King Henry and the Queens
Taken before their time 
He should have been more kind 
King Henry and his Queens


© 2014 MandaBear


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this was cool ;)
Take it to school for a history lesson ;)

Posted 8 Years Ago


Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!! You're amazing at these. I loved this!

~Noodle

Posted 8 Years Ago


MandaBear

8 Years Ago

THANK YOU :)
I'm not entirely familiar with the history of King Henry. However, if he had more than one wife, likely the one he was not with at the time was surely jealous of their time together. Did not know he was executed - I guess he was a bad ruler as well as a bad polygamous lover.


Posted 8 Years Ago


dw817

8 Years Ago

Oof. I was very bad at history. VERY bad. Took it 3-times back in Middle school. Failed each time. F.. read more
MandaBear

8 Years Ago

well not everyone likes History but to each their own! I hate science!
dw817

8 Years Ago

Science isn't so bad. I guess what I didn't like about History was it was stuff that happened in the.. read more

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Added on June 25, 2013
Last Updated on November 7, 2014
Tags: Lyrics, poetry, Disney, Parody, Beauty and the beast



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