To A Certain Writer (You Know Who You Are)

This was written with a certain author in mind, but it also goes for bad writers in general

In my humblest of opinions,

Your work is a steaming crock

Why don't you go break your fingers

And on your lips install a lock?

My god, you're such a hack

Your characters are the opposite of deep

Just write a lot of flat stereotypes

And you're worshiped by legions of sheep

You put on a real show, pretending to be smart

In reality, you're just plain stinking dumb

You're a bloated bag of hot air

And so are your fans on the forum

You've created a following of mindless youths

That swallow your slop like honey

And follow your every misstep

While giving you even more money

And you go on about being edgy and ironic

And even f*****g witty

And you go and say you're a tortured soul

Well, isn't that a pity?

You insult far superior writers

And your fans copy your actions still

I guess it makes you feel so insecure

Being around someone with actual skill

Here's to you, you festering pile

And your lemmings in the autograph queue 

 Here's to the death of decent literature

I'm blaming it all on you

Author's Note

The writer in question is not one on this website, just to clarify something

Reviews

[Detective Watts]

Stephanie Meyer?

[roarke]

Well, I'm not one much for artistic innuendo. Conflicts should be addressed head on or left where they lie in their own mire. It's good sometimes to get angst out, work through it in a tangible way, but the emotion is finite, better time spent to glean the infinite.