Beer Pong

I've filled the cups

I'm behind the line

Staring down the competition 

My current mission

Winning eye to eye

I don't break the arc

I shock them all

With a shot as flat

As a brick wall

They call me lazer

I'm the trail blazer
Of the sniper shot

Set a cup up

Watch it drop

Get under my table

I have mythic pong skills

Like your kid's favorite

Beer addled fable

Keep pulling cups

It's ten to nil

Sink the one

Now drink your fill

Rack em up

The deed is done

All in the name 

Of drunken fun

Author's Note

A poem about my favourite (drinking) game. I'm an idiot haha.

Reviews

[Victoria PoetryBunny]

Haha, humorous and yet victorious and fun. I like this, I have never done beer pong, but have heard of it. You put a nice experience of fun into this imagery.

[CourtneyShay]

wow this is a fun game and i liked the poem

[Deandra Dawn]

I love beer pong....very good sir, very good :)

[Maximillion]

hahaha very funny a drinking game thats funny hahahahahaha