Beer Pong

Beer Pong

A Poem by Gaige

I've filled the cups
I'm behind the line
Staring down the competition 
My current mission
Winning eye to eye
I don't break the arc
I shock them all
With a shot as flat
As a brick wall
They call me lazer
I'm the trail blazer
Of the sniper shot
Set a cup up
Watch it drop
Get under my table
I have mythic pong skills
Like your kid's favorite
Beer addled fable
Keep pulling cups
It's ten to nil
Sink the one
Now drink your fill
Rack em up
The deed is done
All in the name 
Of drunken fun

© 2012 Gaige

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Author's Note

A poem about my favourite (drinking) game. I'm an idiot haha.

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Haha, humorous and yet victorious and fun. I like this, I have never done beer pong, but have heard of it. You put a nice experience of fun into this imagery.

Posted 8 Years Ago

wow this is a fun game and i liked the poem

Posted 8 Years Ago

I love beer pong....very good sir, very good :)

Posted 8 Years Ago

hahaha very funny a drinking game thats funny hahahahahaha

Posted 8 Years Ago

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Added on March 5, 2012
Last Updated on March 5, 2012



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