Don't Kid A kidder? We all Fart..

We all do it...

Some are sneaky

some are loud and proud

Other just do not care

where they do it.

In a crowd or alone

they just do it.

Some even do it

to make another laugh

out loud.

Some cough and laugh

as they do it. To cover

up the act of

doing it.

Others make out they

never do.

Or blame their

cat or dog?

Yes, it's to Fart...

poop.

break-wind,

pump gas,

rip one,

lay a fart,

stinker,

vapours,

emit gas,

cut the mustard,

have a foul smell,

beat a dead horse,

anal salute,

a*s biscuit,

a*s whistle,

backdoor breeze,

blast off.

just a few other names

it's called.

Reviews

[Melissa]

This is pretty funny. Don't forget about crop dusting.

[Onlyme]

thanks Melissa, Never heard of crop dust new one onme. cheers Dawn.

[Crowley]

Lol...my best friends mom would tell that girls never farted. Then one day their horse got out and in the dusky glow of the evening as we walked down a dirt road, she did loud. She never missed a beat and just calmly said "It wasn't me" lol...we were cracking up. Loved this.

[Onlyme]

Glad I made you laugh Crowley. hugs Dawn.