Observation of Drivers.

The retired corporate boss in his very

expensive car. Driving along

the road. Thinking oh, everyone is

looking at my motorcar?

Flashy b*****d. I am thinking as he

drives past. LOL

And the boy racer. In his Subaru
Impreza he treats this car,

as though it is his lover and soul mates.

God, I think he

masturbates over this car.

In his dreams at night.

Joking or am I.

The four by four drive.

Normally a Mercedes M class.

Flash, black and big.

Loves themselves to bits.

Tinted windows and maybe

have the odd child in the

back seat.

Oh, how they hated having the kids.

But defiant they were not getting

rid of the flash motor after they were born.

As it's his.

The classic car driver. Mint condition,

cool and smooth looking rides.

They are normally old guys.

Trying to still

look fashionable and stylish.

Like Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear.

Even though well past its era

and time frame for

that model they are sitting in now.

Student ride. Sometimes an old banger

Other times Vauxwagan golf. Like out of

chit bang bang movie.

laden up with loads of students inside.

Music blasting and having a laugh.

As they drive past.

The poor white van driver fucked off and

fed up. With the long hours and

hard work of wheeling and dealing.

The bus drivers and delivery drivers.

As well as taxi drivers and heavy good

vehicles.

Just wishing for this day to end.

Stuck in traffic, red lights and crazy drivers all

around them.

And people just step off the kerb

to cross the road. At not the designated

proper spot to do.

Outwith the dreaded speed cameras

watching you everywhere.

Just waiting for you to make a mistake.

Oh, the joys of driving.

Reviews

[kentuck14]

I agree with J. The true self comes out in the way a person drives . . . If the 3rd stanza is true . . . then he probably spends a lot of time in the car wash!! Thanks Dawn (our resident culture watcher) for a witty, yet appropriate poem.
Tom

[jacob erin-cilberto]

oh yes, we surely can tell a lot about personalities by the cars they drive...the reflection...
we drive what we are....i really chuckled at the third stanza, thinking about how true that actually is...
entertaining and enlightening.
j.

[Onlyme]

Thanks Jacob, was more done for the entertament value. :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

it worked!!!!!!!!!!!!