Toast

Something I created that I thought was funny. It's basically dialogue back and forth, but I think it's easier to read since it's set up this way.

"Hand me the loaf of bread," Amel demanded.

Jack threw it at him.

"Whyda' do that?"

"Because you asked for it."

"Not to be thrown at me. I said 'hand me that loaf of bread', not 'throw'."

"Whatever."

Amel throws it back.

"What!?"

"Make me some toast."

"Why can't you just use regular bread?"

"I don't like regular bread."

"Why not? It's the same thing as toast."

"No it's not. Bread is raw, and toast is... toast!"

"I don't understand your logic."

"Just make me some toast, d****t."

"Not if you're gonna curse."

"That wasn't a curse word."

"Yeah, okay," Jack said doubtfully.

"Toast!"

"Fine."

Jack opened the bag and grabbed two pieces of bread.

"Make me toast," Amel continued to yell.

"Here's your damn break, so you can make yourself some f- toast," he walked past Amel, and shoved the bread in his mouth. "Happy now?"