A Poem by Jerry

turning twinkies into poo!


so there i was

at the porcelain bowl

and it was because

i had to pay a toll.

as i stepped into the room,

i took a short breath

because that smell of doom,

was a smell of death.

but alas, i had to go bad

so to the toilet i went

which i thought was a tad

and i knew my insides were spent.

i walked into the room

and behind me shut the door

and with the sound of 'floom'

my pants hit the floor.

Man this action needs a starter

instead of acting on instigation

because now i'm pushing harder...

...i hate constipation...


...[pptptptpttpppphhpph...splash...aaaahhh....oh wait!...splash....ahhh...]...



© 2008 Jerry

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You know what Jerry I hate constapation to. Although I have never really had it, but if you say you hate it then I hate it to. I love you and I miss you.

Posted 11 Years Ago

It was very funny, espically when I was high on expo.

Posted 11 Years Ago

lol thats funny jerry!!!! rotflmao!!!!!!!

Posted 11 Years Ago

umm i dono what to say ? AND DONT GET YOURSELF DOWN you ARE an AWSOME writer JERRY

Posted 11 Years Ago

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Posted 11 Years Ago

Bummer. Good write though. I like it. Reminds me of my poem "A Day in the Life of a Urinal Cake" a bit. Here's to healthy BMs! LOL :)

Posted 11 Years Ago

Very creative, I like it. I like poo, its healthy to do. Maybe one day we can all hold hand together and poo!!!

Posted 11 Years Ago

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Added on June 15, 2008
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