nightmare girlfriend

nightmare girlfriend

A Poem by nigrum homonculus
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saw a meme about the overly attached girlfriend and this just came at me. i'm meant to be asleep. f**k phillip logic.

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Who’s that girl and how old is she?

Is she a threat? Will she make you leave me?

 

Does she have friends? Are they attractive?

Is she YOUR FRIEND?! you need a sedative.

 

I’ll put you to sleep and make you forget

About that b***h that your eyes just met.

 

Its not being creepy nor is it jealousy.

Its just my way of ensuring security.

 

I also put holes in the condom you used

so you can’t walk out and so I can’t lose.

 

just remember hun that this for the best

wait till we’re married. That’s the real test.

© 2012 nigrum homonculus


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The second to last stanza made me laugh my a*s off!!! I love this, phill. One of your best!!

Posted 11 Years Ago


nigrum homonculus

11 Years Ago

LOOOL glad you got a good laugh out of it maddie. thanks for that!
Is she youe friend you need a sedative. HA!

Posted 11 Years Ago


lol
very nice

Posted 11 Years Ago



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Added on September 2, 2012
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Tags: clingy, scary, girlfriend, run, far, save, your, self, bro

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nigrum homonculus
nigrum homonculus

london, surrey, United Kingdom



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i have been away from this place for.....lord knows, something like 3-4 years? so i guess all the things i have experienced in that time have to come out somehow you know? so here we are. you're readi.. more..

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