batman gone bad

played arkam city...and batman never kills anyone. so....you get the idea.

Dark knight gone bad

The bat has grown tired.

Cracking skulls and snapping necks.

Top class dick at wayne tech.

 

Super hero going anti

Mr B mans lost the plot

Gave a thug a Chelsea grin

For the ipod that he bought?

 

Gotham city wanted justice

Instead they got a breakout

Brucey shutdown arkam

To test his gadgets out

 

But that was s***s and giggles

Alter ego took some titan

Batman is now baneman

The whole of gotham is frightened

 

Cape crusader no more

Batman is now dead

Along with joker, two face, riddler

And gotham? Well that’s next.

 

Reviews

[afra]

hahaha this poem was amazing ...i enjoyed it so much ....well done buddy

[Baby Ricochet]

Batman never kills anyone!? What in the f*ck kind of p***y superhero is that!? I want my superheros laughing maniacally as they're ripping out there enemies endtrails and eating them. Yeah baby. That's a super hero I could get used to.

[nigrum homonculus]

LOOOOOOL wtf. you would love deadspace then. ah come on if batman killed anyone he wouldn't be nearly as badass. the fact he cracks your ribs, breaks your teeth and makes you piss yourself from fear simultaneously....he deserves a medal.

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

LOLOL. Haven't played Arkham City yet. Does he kill anyone in Arkham Asylum? :/

[nigrum homonculus]

he's batman. batman never kills ANYONE! but the ending to arkam city will blow your mind.

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

Hahaha aiight. I should get it! :D