Don't call me cute

Don't call me cute

A Poem by nigrum homonculus
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i cannot stress enough, DON'T CALL ME CUTE. i will actually beat you up and drown you in your own blood. think i'm joking? and yes that's me in a bunny suit.

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Please don’t call me cute

Do I look like a care bear?

Don’t give me damn cuddles

And ruffle my hair.

 

Don’t pinch my cheeks

I’ll punch you in the throat

Don’t even pick me up

That’s what I hate most.

 

Don’t think because I’m small

I’m a harmless rabbit

Its people like you

Who’ll make me go rabid.

 

I’m not adorable

Nor am I defenceless

F**k with the small guy

He’ll beat you senseless

 

So remember this

Before you call me cute

Don’t use the word

And we’ll be cool. 

© 2012 nigrum homonculus


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I like this, I feeel the anger. Nice bunny suit bro

Posted 11 Years Ago


nigrum homonculus

11 Years Ago

haha thanks for reading man. yeah has a heart as a tail. people think i'm female when they look at m.. read more
That_Guy

11 Years Ago

No problem. haha ok that may be a problem haha
i love your work man. you know that, this is no exception, its so raw and personal. great job man

Posted 11 Years Ago


nigrum homonculus

11 Years Ago

thanks again cole man. i appreciate it
Bro i swear never to use the c word when referring to you. Nor will I use the words precious delicious scrumptious or adorable.

Posted 11 Years Ago


nigrum homonculus

11 Years Ago

LOL thanks for reading bro
That_Guy

11 Years Ago

lmao
I'm sorry :x Really good though lol.

Posted 11 Years Ago


xxxrawr_friendxxx

11 Years Ago

AWWWWHH If any of my family dies, I'm coming to London and killing you, Phillip.
nigrum homonculus

11 Years Ago

...i am not a being to be trifled with. set foot on my land and i will throw you into a wood chipper.. read more
Steven Cash

11 Years Ago

Oh Christ what violence!!!!
hahahah this is awesome!
I really enjoyed this, it reminds me of one of my best friends,
she's so small, but she's not all cute and innocent like people would think ahah
thank you for sharing :P

Posted 11 Years Ago


nigrum homonculus

11 Years Ago

hahaha your small friend sounds like a boss. thanks for reading!
bunny suit? heh.... Well crafted poem there, I'm biting my tongue. Literally.

Posted 11 Years Ago


nigrum homonculus

11 Years Ago

say it....
Mark

11 Years Ago

okay, did you lose a bet? ROFL
nigrum homonculus

11 Years Ago

LOL! na i was given it to by a friend.
This is so cu- I mean, adorab- I mean, f**k it. ;) Kidding. This is good! And this sounds like it's more geared towards the a******s that feel the need to emasculate guys smaller than them rather than girls that literally think you're 'cute'. It's strong and you make your point well. I'm proud of you on this one. :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


That_Girl

11 Years Ago

Honey, I'm joking. I don't do drugs. :) If I did, I wouldn't be telling you publicly anyways. lol
nigrum homonculus

11 Years Ago

...my brain is fried. i'm sorry lol
That_Girl

11 Years Ago

S'okay. :)

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Added on September 30, 2012
Last Updated on September 30, 2012
Tags: cute, annoying, short

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nigrum homonculus
nigrum homonculus

london, surrey, United Kingdom



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