when it comes to women...

when it comes to women...

A Poem by nigrum homonculus

this is all true. i am CLUELESS. like dumber than a box of hair when it comes to women. its got me in and out of trouble. but mostly in trouble.


When it comes to women, I’m completely clueless

I can’t tell when their flirting And my words are fruitless

They may give me digits To take down in my phone

Knowing me I’ll prank em With a voice like elmo.

They may even ask me out on a hot date

But really what I think is that they want to be a mate.

They could come naked with tits the size of melons

I still wouldn’t get the hint and try to cover them.

I’m still in the state of mind that I might catch the cooties

Except I’ve gave them weird a*s names like STD an Herpes.

if I brang a girl to mine I wouldn’t give her c**k.

Knowing me I’ll be a kid an say “LETS PLAY COD!”

I find it kind of funny though, at least I don’t have crabs.

Not like that’s a certain danger, no girl is like that.

I guess I got to study females or get flippin schooled.

I’m tired of standing at the bar looking like a fool.

© 2012 nigrum homonculus

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Adorable. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago

Ahahaha. I almost died reading this. It's okay though lol. I may not be a 'woman' (Lol i can totally wait and put that part of my life off for as long as possible) But, and this is top secret information. I learned with girls, we dont even understand ourselves! Just tody these retards came up to me, asked if their buddy was hot, and wanted me to explain why, I had no f*****g idea. And I might not ever. So you shouldnt hit yourself for it haha

Posted 10 Years Ago

You gotta talk to the girl first

Posted 10 Years Ago

"They could come naked with tits the size of melons
I still wouldn’t get the hint and try to cover them."

Alright, b***h... first off, melon tits are NOT the best thing out there. And are you a horse? Cover them? LMFAO whaaaaat a nerd.

I love you though, no matter how f*****g oblivious you are. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago

nigrum homonculus

10 Years Ago

a horse? how....how does that work? seriously? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight she says that now b.. read more

10 Years Ago

lmao cause when you breed horses, the stallion 'covers' the mare. :p

Crackah jaaaaaacks.. read more

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Added on November 24, 2012
Last Updated on November 24, 2012
Tags: women, clueless, dumb


nigrum homonculus
nigrum homonculus

london, surrey, United Kingdom

i have been away from this place for.....lord knows, something like 3-4 years? so i guess all the things i have experienced in that time have to come out somehow you know? so here we are. you're readi.. more..