retail rage

retail rage

A Poem by nigrum homonculus

yeah all of this is true. some woman dashed footwear at me like it was call of duty. should of went gucci mane and filled her a*s up wid lead.


I’m not one to grind people down

But this dang b***h lost her s**t.

Hurling shoes, morning blues.

Acting like a tit.


My tone of voice was “aggressive”

My service was too “poor”

This woman is there cussing me

Attracting the whole shop floor


She went on like she was prestige.

Consumer of the year.

I could of slapped that grin right off her face

That reached from ear to ear.


How I kept myself in check

Is a modern mystery

I was damn near seeing red

About to make retail history.


Put myself in the headlines

and her in the obituaries.

“young adult kills customer

Retail mercenary”

© 2013 nigrum homonculus

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should of went gucci mane and filled her a*s up wid lead... now that made me actually laugh out loud! lol

i worked for a loan company and i've been thru many situations like this...too many to count...lucky for them i worked behind a bullet proof glass ;-))

good one!

Posted 8 Years Ago

Ain't working with the public just grand though? Funny poem.

Posted 8 Years Ago

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Added on May 31, 2013
Last Updated on May 31, 2013
Tags: retail, anger, stupidity


nigrum homonculus
nigrum homonculus

london, surrey, United Kingdom

i have been away from this place for.....lord knows, something like 3-4 years? so i guess all the things i have experienced in that time have to come out somehow you know? so here we are. you're readi.. more..