A Frape

My mate left himself logged in at mine after fraping me the day before, so Ieft him this... If anyone gets all the references then your knowledge of football, music and horrendous sitcoms is adequate

Francis Likes-Em Young

I like 'em Young and Bent like Ashley and Darren,
I like men's sex pistols like Malcolm Mclaren,
I like big hard Cox like Courtney in Friends,
My mind's so dirty it cannot be cleansed,
I've got David's Seaman all over my walls,

The 'keeper and what came from my friend David's balls,
I'd win gold at sucking at the Olympic Games,
I've had so many lads I can't remember their names,
I shouldn't leave myself logged on at my mate's,
Because when I get home I'll have a frape that awaits...

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Reviews

[Dean Kuch®]

A FaceBook rape?!! This was hilarious. Quite witty too. The references to everything you mentioned in your descrition and entertwined within the prose only added to the hiarity! Funny stuff...

[£15 + A S**t BJ]

it's not you that's adequate it's your knowledge of the listed subjects...

[Dr. Wood ?]

well at least i am not inadequate