THE FROG AND THE DOG

THE FROG AND THE DOG

A Poem by MisterG

I WOKE UP AT MIDNIGHT, I NEEDED TO PEE
I SAW EBONY CATS NOT JUST ONE BUT THREE
THEY LEAD ME TO A DEAD WILLOW TREE
THERE A WITCH CAME OUT AND OFFERED ME SOME TEA

I DRANK THE WITCHES TEA AND LO! I TURNED INTO A FROG
TERRIFIED, I HOPPED AWAY AND SOON GOT LOST IN THE FOG
AND THEN I SLIPPED AND FELL IN A DARK, SMELLY BOG
IT WAS HERE THAT I MET A FRIENDLY KIND OF DOG

THE DOG ASKED, “DID YOU DRINK THE WITCH’S TEA TOO?”
I SADLY NODDED AND SAID YES IT WAS TRUE
IT WAS PRETTY COLD AT NIGHT AND WE WERE TURNING BLUE
SO, WE HUDDLED TOGETHER BUT THE COLD BREEZE GREW AND GREW

THE NEXT DAY WE WENT TO THE WILLOW TREE THAT WAS DEAD
THE WITCH WAS LAUGHING AND FEEDING HER THREE CATS SOME BREAD
WE SNUCK UP AND PISSED IN HER SOUP AND FLED
SHE SCREAMED ALOUD AND TURNED INTO A BED

THE DOG AND I LAUGHED LOUDLY TOGETHER
THE WITCH HAD LEARNT HER LESSON BUT NOW WE WERE ANIMALS FOREVER
SO ALL KIDS, DO LEARN FROM OUR SORRY ERROR
DO NOT DRINK TEA OFFERED BY A WITCH EVER

© 2020 MisterG


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You certainly let your imagination run in a speedboat here. I'm sorry about you turning into a frog. Just try to enjoy the amphibian way of life till some good witch decides to rescue you. Then its back to the boring life of a kid anyway. Keep them poems coming!

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

MisterG

4 Months Ago

Thank you Ms. Ditzy. You have helped me and encourage me so much. 🐇💕
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Keep trying or you won't learn.



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poor mr g don't drink tea when you wake to pee youll never get any sleep and now your gonna get fleas with your new found company

Posted 2 Months Ago


Lol love this
You could write nursery rhymes

Posted 4 Months Ago


You're perfectly suitable for the kids' genre, where I wanted to be perfect!
The story doesn't bore the reader at all, even elders' minds like to absorb humour. Firstly, I love the fact that it rhymes, my favourite. Secondly, it's a hysterical horror story and lastly, it's much amusing. Children will definitely love to read something with good gist.
Great write G!

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

MisterG

4 Months Ago

Thank you Tahsin. Being a kid myself I think I understand what they like to read. You’re so kind. .. read more
Tahsin.Z🍁

4 Months Ago

You definitely do! This one gave me a lot of smile =) you're welcome!🌸🌸
Love your sense of humour.. lovely lighthearted kids tale.. I could imagine kids sitting around a camp fire listening to this tale. Great write Mr G kind regard Katrina

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

MisterG

4 Months Ago

Thank you very much Ms. Katrina. This will really help me to write more 🐇💕
Katrina Mckeown

4 Months Ago

My pleasure
You certainly let your imagination run in a speedboat here. I'm sorry about you turning into a frog. Just try to enjoy the amphibian way of life till some good witch decides to rescue you. Then its back to the boring life of a kid anyway. Keep them poems coming!

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

MisterG

4 Months Ago

Thank you Ms. Ditzy. You have helped me and encourage me so much. 🐇💕
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Keep trying or you won't learn.
I learned long ago to never trust witches
I had been turned into an apple tree but when someone threw away one of my apple cores I was able to germinate into a human again
I wonder if there is a good witch somewhere out there that could give you both a "turn back into what you were previously" coffee?
Worth a try?
Very much enjoyed the rhyming and the imaginative journey


Posted 4 Months Ago


MisterG

4 Months Ago

You were lucky to be able to germinate back into a human. I don'k know when my turn will come. It's .. read more
Dave Brown

4 Months Ago

Just remembered I'd done this a while back
Does this mean we are both great poets or we both .. read more
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This is a fun little write! It reads like a fairytale....perhaps a twisted version of Hansel and Gretel where the witch has the tables turned on her in a grossly humorous manner! Again here, your rhyming is working well and the tale shows off your imagination and that little moral at the end of the story is a good warning for any children against accepting things from strange people. You are progressing well, MisterG. Keep them coming!

Posted 4 Months Ago


MisterG

4 Months Ago

I'm so excited by your review, Miss Jamila. Being compared to Hansel and Gretel is the greatest comp.. read more

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