Chihuahua of the Future

Chihuahua of the Future

A Poem by Heather Clayton

I grace the cover of Cosmo, man
and I ring the dinner bell
to get my food.

I will bite your hand
and I know the word "Kill"
but I am good.

No, Taco Bell in sight
I am of little height
no more jokes about asthma sufferers.
Or funny ha-has when I choke.
no more poop to clean on the pristine sidewalk.
My shrink says I'm mean.

All I want is my water bowl and some easy lovin'.
I do have a million cousin.
But I am above and beyond Spud McKenzie
All you Chihuahua lady's come to me.

For I am The Chihuahua of the Future.

 

 


© 2012 Heather Clayton


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Added on May 18, 2012
Last Updated on May 22, 2012
Tags: Chihuahua, dog

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Heather Clayton
Heather Clayton

Spring, TX



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Hello, I love writing and have quite an imagination. Usually my writings are short stories and also I do some poetry. I'm 35 and I love animals, music and writing/reading. I studied creative writing a.. more..

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