food is a b***h

food is a b***h

A Poem by sakshi arora

i had a crush on food
i was loyal too,

but the food was a playboy 
he had dates on all tables
promising everyone the betrothing fables

i sacrificed my flat tummy
and i cuddled him calling  he is seductively yummy

but, his bisexual orientation was a shock
his fling with sumo wrestlers was now caught

i broke down into tears 
whenever he called me fat 
and this went on for years

i confronted him and fought
his shallow remark did not leave me in any doubt

he said i never told you to devour me
like a lusty s**t

the breakup was harsh
the nights were long
and the temptation was still strong

but
now i have moved on
singing a new song

i found love again
gym is my new spouse
he wiped the tears 
of my body
now i am fit and fab 
i say it loudly

© 2015 sakshi arora


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Hi Sakshi! You got it right again! I have also been singing this lament recently, what with my love for devouring a couple of plates of barbequed chicken every other day. Glad to know you could dictch the crooked lover for a new and more sensible one. Now it's my turn.

Kudos on this clever and fun read!

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

sakshi arora

6 Years Ago

haha I know it was difficult for me to lose weight and give up delicious food . :) all the best and.. read more
DIVYA

6 Years Ago

I'll keep trying and looking to you for inspiration. :)



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but, his bisexual orientation was a shock
his fling with sumo wrestlers was now caught...

Its so strak honest and i like it.
Thanks for the share.

Posted 3 Years Ago


ehhhh...I love your new found friend, I need to break up with food too especially junk food

Posted 5 Years Ago


sakshi arora

5 Years Ago

Thanks a ton
i found love again
gym is my new spouse.

Funny write but quite good. Like it.

Posted 5 Years Ago


We all like to indulge now and again with the foods we should avoid...Nice poem.
Will

Posted 6 Years Ago


sakshi arora

6 Years Ago

thank u :)
This was extremely clever in it's concept as well as being very funny. Now, how can l classify this poem. Is it erotic ,neurotic or quixotic. Whatever ...... It was great fun.

Norman

Posted 6 Years Ago


sakshi arora

6 Years Ago

thank u so much sir for ur time and review
Made me laugh, well done :)

Posted 6 Years Ago


sakshi arora

6 Years Ago

thanks :) :)
goddamn i know this feeling. trying to eat healthy then BAM! going on an oreo rampage. this made me laugh. good write!

Posted 6 Years Ago


sakshi arora

6 Years Ago

thank u :)
This was great. Food is the siren for some and it can't be avoided because we need it to live and then it turns on us and has the nerve to criticize! Nice work on this one.

Posted 6 Years Ago


sakshi arora

6 Years Ago

thank u :)
Hi Sakshi! You got it right again! I have also been singing this lament recently, what with my love for devouring a couple of plates of barbequed chicken every other day. Glad to know you could dictch the crooked lover for a new and more sensible one. Now it's my turn.

Kudos on this clever and fun read!

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

sakshi arora

6 Years Ago

haha I know it was difficult for me to lose weight and give up delicious food . :) all the best and.. read more
DIVYA

6 Years Ago

I'll keep trying and looking to you for inspiration. :)
Nothing like a good health and workout to get rid of fats...A splendid poem...:)...........

Posted 6 Years Ago



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