Duck and Cover

Duck and Cover

A Chapter by Ai Ri
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Kallah accidentally texts Aaron and responsibility avoidance occurs. Blue is Kallah, green is Aaron.

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(12:47 PM) So that b***h of a photography teacher 
(12:47 PM) You know the one I have been complaining about for the past like 3 months 
(12:47 PM) Yea he HAD to walk into the coffee shop 
(12:48 PM) I may or may not be slightly freaking out because I have not gone to his class in about 2 weeks 
(12:48 PM) OH GOOD GODS I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED!
(12:51 PM) ? 
(12:51 PM) why don't you just leave 
(12:51 PM) you know 
(12:52 PM) the logical thing to do in that kind of situation?
(12:55 PM) Because I am anything but logical evidently 
(12:55 PM) And I can’t even sneak out of my house without my father freaking out on me 
(12:56 PM) �'�'�'
(12:57 PM) sounds like a personal problem
(12:57 PM) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(12:58 PM) aw should I call whine-one-one 
(12:58 PM) get you a waa-mbulence
(12:58 PM) You know sass master 
(12:58 PM) This is kind of a serious situation for me, 😥😬😦
(12:58 PM) I doubt that the Gods can even help me �'�
(1:00 PM) that may be because that gods are a fabrication so the mass human population has someone to blame when they lose control of their lives 
(1:00 PM) but for all intents and purposes 
(1:01 PM) yes, I'm sure you are fucked 
(1:01 PM) -plays tiny sad violin for your loss-
(1:02 PM) BRO, BROOOOO
(1:02 PM) bro yourself 
(1:03 PM) if he hasn't spotted you by now I'm sure you can just get up and leave without being noticed
(1:03 PM) You know what, fine.
(1:04 PM) alright consider this 
(1:04 PM) get your s**t 
(1:04 PM) get up 
(1:04 PM) and walk your damn self out 
(1:05 PM) tada you have successfully escaped a s****y photography teacher
(1:10 PM) HOW ARE YOU SO DAMN LOGICAL 
(1:10 PM) Whoops, sorry caps lock was on.
(1:11PM) because, again, it is the logical thing to do in that situation
(1:12 PM) But Jay 
(1:12 PM) and I mean this in the nicest way possibly 
(1:12 PM) YOU ARE NOT LOGICAL YOU ARE INSANELY ERRATIC
(1:12 PM) and I'm sure you would be absolutely right 
(1:12 PM) if I was who you think you were talking to 
(1:12 PM) but I'm not 
(1:12 PM) so I rest my case
(1:12 PM) oh f**k. 
(1:12 PM) F**K F**K F**K F**K 
(1:12 PM) I am soooooo sorry 
(1:13 PM) I just got a new phone. I must have put in the wrong number 
(1:13 PM) Again I am soooo sorry
(1:13 PM) ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 
(1:13 PM) if I actually had a problem with it I wouldn't have responded 
(1:14 PM) did you escape yet or are you still sitting in the café
(1:15 PM) No I got out 
(1:15 PM) I don't know how I did, BUTTTTTTTTT you know
(1:16 PM) then my work here is done 
(1:16 PM) bye
(1:17 PM) okay Bye, Sorry again.......�"�"�"�"


© 2016 Ai Ri


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